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The Fable Of Specialtown
by Norm Wallen
Posted July 6, 2005
Once
upon a time, in the beautiful land of Aridzone, there existed a lovely place
known as Specialtown ( actually a small city but to those who lived there
'town' seemed nicer ). Townfolk prided themselves on being different - a
caring communuty free of the harsh influences of greed, crime, corruption
and bigotry ( well, almost ); valuing nature and their unique character.
Then came the Battle of the
Monster Warehouse. The elected Council of Elders had, after much anguish and
soul searching, enacted the 'Edict of Enough' - decreeing that there were,
indeed, some limits to the monster warehouses being built by uncaring
foreigners. The Edict caused great consternation among some locals whose
concept of government is limited to roads, fire and police. These tended to be
those whose small fortunes depended upon land development and associated
enterprises. Their outrage found a home with the largest of all warehousers ,
the Dickensonian Empire of Stuff with its launching pad in far away
Bentonmore.No limits on their exploitation of workers, taxpayers and real
producers BY GOLLY.
It soon became evident that
the Evil Empire had a secret agent in town known as the Slippery Earl of Rove.
Under the guise of 'only wanting to give the people a voice' he led a
successful effort to put the Edict to a public vote AND THEN led the campaign
to repeal the Edict ( disinterestedly, one must suppose ). Opposing the
Earl and his mostly silent partners was the citizen Band of Preservationists
led by Rebecca the Cubist. They rallied the citizenry in unprecedented numbers
and were thought to be winning until the final tally showed they had lost by a
hair.
There was much sadness among the
Band and much analysis of the outcome. Despite the many campaign arguments pro
and con, the conclusion was inescapable; they were simply outspent. They had
raised over $50,000 locally compared to half that by the opposition which
included the Chamber of Commerce. But they had received only $85,000 from
'outsiders' ( one of those terrible unions ) compared to almost $400,000
given by the Evil Empire, spent mostly on TV and full page newspaper ads
so simple minded as to be laughable, including one so disgusting it resulted
in a public apology. All this after public reaction to a previous assault on a
city elsewhere had led the King to publicly proclaim that the Empire would no
longer intrude in local governance. Of course, no-one believed him.
The dazed citizens of
Specialtown, acknowledging the obvious - the town had been bought -
finally realized that their town was not so special after all.
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